THE RANTINGS OF A MAN-U FAN

At first I wanted to remain silent, but hey I aint fasting lent
I never knew Chelsea would take it to this length,
didn't know they’ve got so much anger to vent,
but now that they’ve taken it to this extent,
I won't cover my face and hide in my red tent!
Even though they’re against the Red Devils, they still ain't God sent,
So I say, with the Reds I stand cos my pride they can't dent!
In this round leather game, we are still the President!!!!!!

Did I hear someone say no more comment??????

DON'T "ENABLE" ME "SUE" YOU!

On the web I saw her face,
like a spell her looks made me gaze,
the mere thought of her eyes made me miss my pace.

Before I knew it my fingers clicked add friend,
the picture is slant and my neck I had to bend,
my colleagues were laughing but I didn’t send!

The moment we started chatting,
I couldn’t stop smiling and laughing,
she is so humorous my eyes were running
and my mind was wandering and wondering!

I begged for her phone number because she’s so good,
I couldn’t be bothered even if I was booed!
On the phone she sounded like an angel,
to tell that she’s awesome I needed no probe panel!

Now I’m thinking I can’t wait for us to meet,
I could feel the yearning even in my feet!
But just when we were about to seal it,
she decided with her unique wit to beat it,
and that felt horrible in my stomach pit!

I’m still trying fervently to reach her,
because I believe we could share something that will go very farrrrr!!!

AT CIRCLES GARDEN

Friendly faces all around,
turning over bottles of beer in rounds,
Love and friendship, in the air abound,
all of them moving their heads to the sound.

Each bottle of beer for a pound,
to be paid after it’s downed.

After tens and loads of sips,
into pockets their hands would dip,
before they wld bother to reach for their zips.

As they leave in their royal highness,
I’m amazed by their sheer greatness,
that they got from several bottles of Guiness.

Driving under influence is no crime in Nigeria
but it could be fatal to hit another car from the rear!
Therefore, go safely, for them is my prayer,
while I continue to drink my fifth bottle of beer!!!!!

Some Thoughts.........hmmm

Stepping away from the thoughts in my head,
with contradictions of religions, I am fed!
Cos when I think about you I feel a rush in my head,
but for the reality of not having you, my heart bled!

I looked up into the sky and saw the moon shining in her beauty,
the thought of you struck a cord in the strings of my heart,
the symphony brought harmony to the inner essence of my soul.

I looked again and saw millions of stars shining like jewels in the sky,
they reminded me of the radiance of your smile,
and I was overwhelmed with the joy it brings even from miles

I saw the hands of angels holding the stars in place
And I was joyful cos I’ve got one of them in you

The gentleness of your soul sustains the trust I uphold in love
At every point with you, my issues I rise above
Everytime you remind me of a gentle dove
You are so unique you stand out like Atlas Cove
and the heat I feel for you no one can get from a stove