Watch yah Mouth!

You better watch ur mouth b4 u say things. Not quite long ago, I was chatting wt a female colleague of mine, and I told her that I write poems, rhymes and lyrics. Hardly had I said so that she asked me to drop a few lines 4 her. Well I couldn't help but drop this:

Sitting here cracking my brain
so excited like a child in the rain,

thinking so hard to switch some lanes

and drop some cris-cross rhymes

just to impress u again and again!

Even though I feel no loss or pain
my rhymes aint no sugarcane,

and it is no gainsaying,

that I need to step up my lame game,
to stop this rude lyric shame.

Anywayz don’t bother to pity me

infact u r allowed to diss me,
cos its obvious you didn’t force me,

now its sure u won't kiss me! :(

TORN!

I know life never promised to be fair, but not to be so unfair. What my body admires, is not what my mind desires, but I dont want 2 retire untill i've acquired, d love for which I've suffered.

I tot about u 2day, and below is what happened in me!

TORN TORN TORN

I sit right here next to you but so far away
My body has been wanting you all day
My mind, with you, cant just afford 2 stay

The room is so romantic in the blue light
I wish I cld hold you to my chest real tight
But every time I try it ends in a fight
A tussle in which my mind shows its might

My body wants to show its care
But my mind it cannot dare
Even though my heart I want to bare
My mind won’t let me share.

For My Colleagues....

In any society or gathering, there are always terms and slangs that are peculier to dat environment. My workplace is one of such gatherings. We have slangs like "monkeys", "faffing", "caging monkeys", "CYA mails", "fluffing, fluffer", "kx" etc.

One of such is a monkey. this means a work that was not pre-planned to be carried out, but was just flung to a resource from an higher ranking resource. Getting such work done is called caging monkeys. And fluff! damn, dat's wat you do when u fluff around...what? I mean, fluff is when u say a lot of things, but pple can ahrdly make any tangible sense out of it.

After a two week Solution Delivery Fundamentals course, below is a little thing that happend in me. WNTFM? simply 2 make my colleagues laugh and mo beautiful....enjoy it

When monkeys come my way to try,
Thanx 2 the colleague who just "stands by." (faffing)
Perhaps there's nothing he can do--
The caging is strictly up to moi;
For there are monkeys all my own,
And so d caging I must do alone;
Times when fluff cannot smooth the road
Nor teamspirit lift the heavy load,
But just to know I have a colleague
Who will "stand by" until the end, (even if he's faffing)
Whose sympathy through all endures,
Whose warm handclasp always cures --
It helps, someway, to pull me through,
Although there's nothing he can do.(check d KX?)
And so with fervent heart I pray,
"God bless the colleague who just 'stands by'"!

God Bless y'all !

TWISTED

Recently, oh not quite recently, I met a sister whom I am really fond of. Crazy as I was....shit aint comin' my way. But remember it's not what happens to u, but wat happens in u...Below is wat happened in me....its twisted.

Reminincing in my obscene all white penthouse room
Listening patiently to d quieteness of a raging storm.
Sleeping peacefully like the death angel beside me,
Is she, the raw beauty that has spellbound me!

The raging storm of her love carressed the walls of my heart
I groped for support in the well lit darkness with all my might
Perceiving the sweet aroma of my sweat-damped polka dot shirt
Even in the midst of this romantic chaos everything feels so right!

The storm won’t stop coming, raging again and again
So excited I am, like a child playing in the rain
Her love burning in my heart my mind and my brain
To resist the viciousness of this gentle love is an act in vain!