Re-PATH-riation!

Deeply cloudy above me is the sky
or is it that I’m already high
my food is finally here I heaved a sigh
I’m so famished I can’t lie

My head is so light no thoughts cross my heart,
my stomach is so empty I can’t afford to fart,
even my eye lids I can’t, for a second, bat!
On my own and alone I just sat,
passing on the road is a pretty cat,
searching patiently to pounce on the next rat,
with the precision of a flying dart!

It’s amazing how life unfolds,
and the things in my life that are on-hold,
semblance between me and the cat on the road!

It’s no news that I’m getting old,

but myself I still don’t scold,
about things I normally should've been bold,
things that grip me like a freezing cold,
ways of life that on them I seem sold,
and are obvious I need not be told,
I mean these days I sound just like a toad!

It’s also no news that I’m blessed.
He has been good to me I must stress,
Yet I go around looking all stressed,
Cos from the true path I’ve digressed,
And tonight again I realise there's need for redress

THE RANTINGS OF A MAN-U FAN

At first I wanted to remain silent, but hey I aint fasting lent
I never knew Chelsea would take it to this length,
didn't know they’ve got so much anger to vent,
but now that they’ve taken it to this extent,
I won't cover my face and hide in my red tent!
Even though they’re against the Red Devils, they still ain't God sent,
So I say, with the Reds I stand cos my pride they can't dent!
In this round leather game, we are still the President!!!!!!

Did I hear someone say no more comment??????

DON'T "ENABLE" ME "SUE" YOU!

On the web I saw her face,
like a spell her looks made me gaze,
the mere thought of her eyes made me miss my pace.

Before I knew it my fingers clicked add friend,
the picture is slant and my neck I had to bend,
my colleagues were laughing but I didn’t send!

The moment we started chatting,
I couldn’t stop smiling and laughing,
she is so humorous my eyes were running
and my mind was wandering and wondering!

I begged for her phone number because she’s so good,
I couldn’t be bothered even if I was booed!
On the phone she sounded like an angel,
to tell that she’s awesome I needed no probe panel!

Now I’m thinking I can’t wait for us to meet,
I could feel the yearning even in my feet!
But just when we were about to seal it,
she decided with her unique wit to beat it,
and that felt horrible in my stomach pit!

I’m still trying fervently to reach her,
because I believe we could share something that will go very farrrrr!!!

AT CIRCLES GARDEN

Friendly faces all around,
turning over bottles of beer in rounds,
Love and friendship, in the air abound,
all of them moving their heads to the sound.

Each bottle of beer for a pound,
to be paid after it’s downed.

After tens and loads of sips,
into pockets their hands would dip,
before they wld bother to reach for their zips.

As they leave in their royal highness,
I’m amazed by their sheer greatness,
that they got from several bottles of Guiness.

Driving under influence is no crime in Nigeria
but it could be fatal to hit another car from the rear!
Therefore, go safely, for them is my prayer,
while I continue to drink my fifth bottle of beer!!!!!

Some Thoughts.........hmmm

Stepping away from the thoughts in my head,
with contradictions of religions, I am fed!
Cos when I think about you I feel a rush in my head,
but for the reality of not having you, my heart bled!

I looked up into the sky and saw the moon shining in her beauty,
the thought of you struck a cord in the strings of my heart,
the symphony brought harmony to the inner essence of my soul.

I looked again and saw millions of stars shining like jewels in the sky,
they reminded me of the radiance of your smile,
and I was overwhelmed with the joy it brings even from miles

I saw the hands of angels holding the stars in place
And I was joyful cos I’ve got one of them in you

The gentleness of your soul sustains the trust I uphold in love
At every point with you, my issues I rise above
Everytime you remind me of a gentle dove
You are so unique you stand out like Atlas Cove
and the heat I feel for you no one can get from a stove

...With Thoughts of You!

Flying in 9ja ain’t very funny,
but with tots of you, it kinda feels lovely!
Weather forecast says today will be cloudy,
but with tots of you, my days won’t ever be gloomy!
The pilot says the flight will be bumpy,
but with tots of you, my nerves are far from jumpy!

Circumstances atimes can make one act clumsy,
but with tots of you, I always act coherently!
Life atimes can terribly be shitty,
but with tots of you, all I see is it’s beauty!
Sometimes ago all I knew was self pity,
but with tots of you, I learnt responsibility!

I want paradise so I try to be Godly,
but with tots of you, it seems I’m there already!

At this point, I feel like I am truly crazy,
and to live in your tots , I wish I was worthy!

POPing

Don’t know what she was thinking
Not sure if she was sipping/drinking
Or could it be be she was dancing
Can’t even imagine what she was doing
Cos how come it’s when I was hoping
that both of us would do some partying
that she decides, her foot, needs some straining!


I can’t imagine wot pain she is feeling
Cos the mere thought of it is killing
To picture her in a POP is disheartening
It could almost push someone close to sobbing!

Now I sit here hoping and praying
That the good Lord takes away any suffering
that she might be experiencing.

To God’s-Gift, I say, speedy recovery!

Yeyo

Dunno why I’m feeling this way,
but it keeps sweeping me different ways,
and on my bed I gently lay,

the tots of you keeps my heart sway.

It has taken over my head,

I wish you were here on my bed.
It’s still crazy I feel this way,

cos you are just too far away!
I’d say it again, I met you by a stroke of luck
but I can’t help but luh your lack of dreadlocks!

Even though I can’t see you,
I still can’t help but think about you
I really don’t want to say this,
but it’s still crazy I can’t help but feel this,
Even though I enjoy when you diss me,
I stilll can’t help but hope for you to kiss me,
Even if it will kill me,
I still can’t wait for you to love me!

Though they say life ain’t sh*t,
But I know it would make sense if we hit it.
Rite here on the stool where I now sit,
I still can’t stop thinking about you a li’l bit
The doctor said foe me to become fit,
I must swallow your pleasant spit..LOL!

Insomnia

I’m back in deep, where I find no sleep
Where any little beep makes my heart leap!
Now I’m seeking solace in my weakness, my addictiveness
Hoping to seek forgiveness irrespective of my hopelessness.
I am all swamped by my unhappiness
that which I get from my loneliness
My sadness that I get from helplessness.

Now I look back and remember my past boldness
When I used to express and enjoy my smoothness
Now that has gone replaced with my dumbness.

Now I ve got tears in my eyes,
Remembering when I used to freeze moments like ice,
Making life appear so easy like eating rice, and even easier like dropping lines.

I sit rite here wondering how I got here,
Asking myself, this started where, anywhere, somewhere
Far or near?
For right now in my mind I’ve got fears
When into my future I take a long stare
I just couldn’t see myself near why I came here
My soul I bare as I’m chilling sipping my cold beer!